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1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & father's middle name)

Ellen Ellsworth

oh goddamn it

2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)

William Thomas

or alternately Bobby Tom, as that sounds more redneckky >_>

3. STAR WARS NAME the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2
of your first name

Wrimi

isn't that some kind of fish sex organ?

4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)

Blue Puppy/ Kitty/ RockLava Monster

nothing strikes terror into the hearts of criminals than knowing that blue kitty is on the prowl

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)

Thomas Hartford

eh, i've heard worse

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)

The Lemon Juice Cran Raspberry Tobasco Combo

even the acronym takes time to say!

7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)

Miht

somewhat pronounceable

8. GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)

Chocolate Doom

ahem... FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pets name, current street name)

Main

like prince, only more important XD

10. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)

Egg Salad

YES IT IS OKAY!

11. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)

Walnut Farms

oh i don't even wanna know :headdesk: